Where is the other side of the calendar? Show me dem birds!

Clearly it’s not the first time he’s refused to withdraw.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

Hey now. Not everyone has it as easy as you, cowgirlzsucksasecretarysdickbitch.

Test subject found:

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Meat between bread. I’ll allow it.

But is it a sandwich?

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Is there anything more horridly stupid than New York shitbirds flipping out over a politician eating food wrong? “OH MY GOD! Pizza with a fork and knife?! I never!”
It’s one of the most annoying things about New Yorkers next to literally every other thing about New Yorkers.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

Sherman was right

In April, evangelical support for Trump was at an all-time high, with 69 percent of evangelical voters responding that they would prefer him over another Republican in 2020.

Just as in Baghdad, the term “Green Zone” is meant to provide participants a false sense of safety.

“Carter, are you okay.”

or that he thinks New York is “backwards” compared L.A.

Jazz is ear poison.