Mine’s Skull. 

Every animal dies. Not every animal truly lives.

“I would ass pound them two fags.”

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

This is a stupid article. Which Is Scarier, Space Or The Ocean?

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State. 

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

“If you think ICE is racist—is Congress racist because they enacted these laws? Think about that for a minute.”

Right? It’s like, you already have the White House, both houses of Congress, and a guaranteed 5-4 win in the Supreme Court. Now it’s 6-3? Come on.

His brother, Min Muncy, was leading the Mets in having the lowest OPS, HRs, and BBs on the team.

Bruh.

Have you ever watched basketball or do you just sit around Googling it?

...that’s a different sport