Are Deadspin writers required to have an illogical fear of the sweet creamy sangy nectar that is mayonnaise?

Y’all are killing me with this calling Iguodala “AI” shit.

They tried to find a “compromise” so they didn’t anger fans or players. And in the process they angered both. The best reaction to this situation (from a pure public relations standpoint) would have been to say, “We’re changing nothing. We’re just going to play the games. Fans and players can do what they want.”

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

If you are not walking on sand, you should not be wearing flip-flops in public.

You are worth at least 2.2 billion dollars and you decide to go cheap and get the brass testicles? Get some gold ones and commit, or stay the hell out of my cartoonishly evil NFL owner’s group.

*matters

now here’s a guy who knows what really maters.

Explaining that it’s German for “barrel-maker” and that it’s an “honorable profession”

NOT FUNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!

The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

and the guy from Smash Mouth to throw in their two cents, and we’ll officially have input from everyone on this topic.

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.

“I like hot dog.”

More like Pooperintendent amirite

At this rate, they’re gonna have to concede to the Farrelly brothers.