“The rest of the briefing, as is almost always the case, was notable only for Sanders’ preternatural ability to move her lips without making a single scrap of news or reallyanswering a single question.”

I don’t understand why she chose grapefruits. Grapefruits are too heavy and unwieldy for throwing.

Ohhhhhhhh You Cant Always Get What You Want- I’d probably put that in over Start Me Up, now that I think about it. Egregious oversight on my part (I loved the cover that HBO got for Big Little Lies). I like your Beatles ones too, I feel like A Day In the Life doesn’t get enough love. Everyone’s always oooh-ahhing over…

Definitely think Rolling Stones would be up there- they have a deep catalogue of VERY good songs. But I think you could still make a great case for the Beatles: I think I like my 5 favorite Stones songs, collectively (in no particular order: Brown Sugar; Paint It Black; Sympathy for the Devil; Gimme Shelter; Start Me…

And I thought signing birthday cards at work was the worst.

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed…

Wait, don’t you want to know what Ja Rule thinks about all this mess?

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

The most shocking part about this is that guy is 31 years old?

I’m trying to figure out a way to craft a sentence that cleverly explains that 31-year-old Greg Piatek is a white man.

Does pancake or waffle top the list?

A high profile story like this will certainly go a long way towards putting their neurology center in the Limelight.

Rush University does brain surgery now? I thought the Lessons at that Fly By Night school focused on applying the Caress Of Steel less to the Hemispheres than to Vital Signs from Closer To The Heart.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.