This guy going with The Otter Defense.

I’m posting this here because it’s sports-related and also because I’m very proud of it.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

McCabe is Comey!

Allman claims he did nothing wrong and is sick and tired of being tied to the whipping post over this.

Maybe next time get off the phone and tend to your ballboy duties. Damn millennials.

Clearly, she doesn’t know that it was in fact Supertramp’s 1979 album Breakfast In America that inspired 9/11.

Wait, wazzzzup?

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

Melt it down, pour it into a measuring cup, pour it back on the butter dish, freeze the dish, then cut the butter back out and add it to the recipe. idiot

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

His ass

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

Her resignation....it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

I’m moving further away from football, but I’ll be damned if soccer is going to fill that void.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Why has no one...? Come on Kinja, do i have to do your work for you?