Tig Notaro is a goddamned national treasure.

Fuhrman knows what to do:

Gruesome. Have a star.

Wait, how did the Clintons get involved in the Rose case??!?

“Damn, and I thought I was shot”

Great. The only other detective in that division is Mark Fuhrman.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

What the actual fuck.

Skyler? Chadley?

There’s truth to this. I’m eating lunch in Texarkana right now and my server is about 18 years old and named Colton!

What you can’t see in the mug shot are the Affliction shirt and the flat brim hat he tucks his ears into.

I would have guessed Tyler.

I was thinking more Blast Thickneck, or Dirk Hardpec, or maybe even Smoke Manmuscle...

You got that right. The faux hawk, the chinstrap, possible v-neck. Even the name fits his bro-ness. And... is that mascara? I didn’t expect to see that.

Is that a bro name? I’ve only met one Colton in my life. Occasional lifting partner in grad school. He bow hunted bears and was a decent salsa dancer. That may have skewed my perception of the name.

Hunter

Colton.

Could have just as easily been “Cody,” or “Dustin.”

I’m glad my mental image of him was 100% correct. His name was even Brandon.