Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Shut the fuck up. It rhymes with jut the pluck up.

So why bother replying?

I am a frequent sleep paralysis haver, and I gotta say, it has really ruined a lot of these stories for me. I read them and it’s like, “Yup, classic sleep paralysis.” Sleep paralysis is scary, for sure, but it’s not supernatural and I like my ghost stories to have ghosts in them! Harumph.

THIS! This one issue is the sole arbiter of voting decisions in my area. You could have Jesus Christ himself float down from Heaven and if he was not vocally anti-choice Ted Cruz would be elected.

She is amazing!

Those are definitely wypipo questions. Maybe she just doesn’t fucking want to. Is it ok with you if she gets benefits and a living wage anyfuckingway? I know you just “want what’s best for them”...

Then go start a fucking blog and talk about racism toward whites somewhere else. I think Stormfront is the site you’re looking for, you’ll love the commentariat there. So go. Oh wait, they got shut down. Shit man I dunno maybe try jerking off instead of being a dumbfuck on the internet all morning.

Even if she did post it to get pats on the back, I’m totally fine with that. This was at a cosmetology school, so she probably got paid very little, if anything. She spent thirteen hours on a huge task that could’ve taken a half-hour if she had heeded the teen’s wishes. And her post made a point of illuminating an…

I was already dreading dating again after a divorce.

You know what. Fuck it. I LIKE Watergate salad. Y’all ever been to a Southern church homecoming in like July or August? Big stinking tent in a parking lot outside a tiny ass backwoods church just full to the brim of old folks and humidity and potluck shit? Finding the piece of table with ice box pies and ice box…

You should perhaps learn how to read?

When my mother talks about it, it’s always the man choosing the woman. She says, “He liked her,” and “He chose her.” It makes me rage. So, one day, when I’m feeling vicious, I might ask her how it feels no man chose her daughter.

What do you mean? Trump’s whole economic model is “funnel as many public dollars into private coffers as we can get away with.”

It’s a demonstration. There are one-day boycotts and strikes all the time. This isn’t confusing.

Something tells me they're happy to get you out of there as fast as possible, too.