I bought that sweatshirt too after Jezebel posted it. High five!

I'm Hispanic too and my hair is jet straight. I would kill for curly hair like my cousins. I never knew it was a thing to tell women with curly hair to straighten it.

I've been on medical leave since February. The first time I saw a doctor at urgent care after I had fallen asleep behind the wheel for the 4th time he told me "Oh, just drink a 5 hour energy. You're young and healthy!"

It's shit like this that makes me want to wrap my girls in bubble wrap and keep them safe at home forever and ever.

I didn't have that one but I had the drug wars one. I remember that for sure, lol.

I miss playing games on my TI-83 in junior high.

I'll admit that I'm quite rusty at posting blog comments. I'm dealing with some health issues where it makes my attention span that of a gnat. I'm too comfortable with twitter character limit and I fear it makes my writing lazy. I'm trying to challenge myself because I feel like I'm getting dumber and ditzier by…

No, no, no. Sorry for the misunderstanding

Dear God,

I keep it old school. The moment my 10 year old says she's bored, she does chores. Parenting is fun.

If my freshman roommate had a family and was a mother of sons, I could so see her writing this. She had me on a prayer list for my harlot ways (I wish I was kidding). She told me I would never be a mother or have a husband if I didn't change my whorish ways. She had a bunch of girls from our dorm on her list too.

Good thing selfies and smart phones weren't around when I was teen. I was quite the harlot in my sweats and NSYNC/Hanson t-shirts.

Wow. That sounds like a fun, not awkward at all, family activity...

I have a good core group of friends that are more like family. I've been okay with getting disowned but having that last gleam of hope squashed hurts. I have a bad feeling I'm never going to see my dad again. My mom and brothers are just that petty.

I miss my dad.

Damn, the kitten letter triggered a bad memory for me. My brother accidentally killed the most beautiful kitten ever when having a fight with his then wife (slammed the door on her and got the kitten instead). I remember my ex sister in law calling me in tears over it and I started crying too.

I'm suddenly reminded of the scene of Cousin Vicki showing her moves in Vegas Vacation.....

I forgot what innocent term I was googling but a ton of NSFW images pop up. Google can be a dangerous place. LOL.

This would have helped me so much when I worked at the Happiest Place on Earth and had guests yell at me that I looked mean the moment I stopped smiling.

He sounds like a real prize for someone that lives in Antelope Valley.