So far the worst Cubs writing has been calling this game a minor footnote and “not particularly high stakes”

This is incorrect. Every year since 1995, the Mets and Giants would have played a one-game tiebreaker (or wild card game)

He’s complaining that the Mets, winners of 87 games and a run differential of +54, missed the playoffs because the Giants, winners of 87 games and +84 RD, have a better ace pitcher.

French-Catholic

Instead they would just shoot themselves and explode their limbs

There’s no material difference between Bumgarner vs Travis Wood and Gorkys Hernandez vs Travis wood

Helmets could actually increase the rate of injury. Pitchers will be slightly more uncomfortable, and therefore more likely to leave a ball over the middle of the plate, causing a line drive

It can’t only be a 5 person team. Four out of 5 is not “more than 80 percent”

Ubaldo is a significantly worse pitcher than Britton. Buck Showalter objectively screwed up

This would be a lot easier for him if he got hit in the foot instead

I can’t wait to hear your explanation why Trent Dilfer was a better QB than Dan Marino

Congrats to all the Mets fans who celebrated every Cardinals loss

The odds of winning at least one lottery in Hinkie’s 3 years were greater than 50%, so no, the odds were good

Yes, the TWolves were so entertaining that they were outdrawn by Sixers fans last year; the team who you claim is so utterly un-entertaining

Yep, try to pay attention

In the last 7 years, the T wolves have won fewer than 18 games three times. The Sixers have only done that once.

Sacramento pick swap

I presume Hinkie scouted high schoolers.

The process includes the shit ton of great draft picks Hinkie acquired, of which Simmons is one

“a long list of milestones that Embiid must clear before Sixers’ decision to tank in order to draft a seriously injured player can be justified.”