The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

Yessss

um.....Lock Her Up?

“imagined as being in a position of power”

Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

Such a great episode.

It will be my crowning achievement as a father if my son turns to me one day and says “Dad, why’d you take me to a gay steel mill?”

He could have been Secretary of State

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.