That’s a good point. One of the things I like about soccer is how quick a game is.

Why doesn’t soccer use two refs when it’s got a comparatively giant playing field (linesman don’t count)?

Oh, for sure. I was raised in a very liberal family, and thought of myself as an open-minded/non-judgmental kid, but I still said things and made jokes back then that would make me cringe, today. Most of us were little shits in our teens. I certainly was. It’s part of the growth process and it hopefully never stops.

Your humility and restraint are inspiring.

It’s good to see that things have progressed, but let’s face it, we liberals are patting ourselves on the back harder than ever.

If Phylicia Rashad was an enabler and a rape-apologist, how does that make her a victim?

Tomorrow is going to be amazing. Can’t wait.

I wonder if/when Jordan will slink out of his hole and make a comment.

“I’d be more sympathetic if he hadn’t restricted his complaints to the attention of younger women.”

It just takes a while for a decade to develop a “flavor.” In ten years, the aughts will have a feel to them, but you won’t be able to put your finger on the twenty-teens.

Damn, those are some deep cuts. Nice.

Well, we can definitely agree that the song is overproduced. A chorus of women repeating, “Baby Daddy, keep your boo” is Spinal Tap levels of ridiculousness.

Aw, c’mon. I know Jenkins is a self-indulgent asshole, but worrying about how your life is going to change when you get somebody pregnant is a pretty universal reaction.

Just googled him. That is quite a mane for a 62 year old man.

What I meant was that he might be the kind of guy who averages 80, but shoots a few 74’s each year and claims that makes him “almost scratch.”

These are all good!

Pretty much.

Brad Hawpe’s walk-up music was a Creed song (I can’t recall which one as they’re all classics). My friend and I scored tickets near the on-deck circle and spent all game heckling him about his musical taste.

All the shitty Yankees from the early 80s!

Just to clarify about the 74’s . . . I meant that many golfers who average 80 probably shoot a few 74’s every season, and might be inclined to therefore describe themselves as “almost scratch.”