No, Torch is off having a moment to himself right now. Cold shower and a cigarette, I’m guessing.

Torch has killed Matt and assumed his identity! Call the authorities!

and slightly less than I loathe the reborn Fiat 500

I thought we agreed not to talk about that one...

I applaud and appreciate your hatred. While my dislike of modern Minis is nowhere near as vehement and passionate as yours, I still hold a solid grudge against them for this exact reason. It’s not a Mini, it’s a Medium... at best.

Best read on Jalopnik in some time. Hoping to see more from you soon!

Good for you! I’m in the same boat. Drives great, handles great, looks not terrible. But I hate it too.

I get you man, I don’t hate it like you do but I get the hate. Yes we all understand that it can’t be the original Mini, we get that, but whatever the fuck that car on the top is, that ain’t no Mini no matter how much they try to sell me on that idea.

Ahh you might find this funny though!

I own one. I love to drive it. I will never buy another mini product again. Too much stupid shit, and a company that has no idea what it is.

I agree. It’s a perfectly nice hatchback, with cute styling, but it is a much of a Mini as I am a member of Congress. So is the Fiat 500...

sure, but the FR-S isn’t called 2000GT. It’s actually called many things the world over, but none of them are 2000GT.

It’s funny that you mention VW, a company that made a fwd water cooled roundy hatch back and called it a Beetle, an even worse example of brand whoring than the mini.

Great, now I want to see a remake of Christine with a red Mini.

I don’t agree with you, but I like this rant. It went places. It had a story arc. Well not really, but oh well. Good rant

I think he is also making fun of the fact that there are a lot of Youtubers/social media people spending over 50% of their annual post-tax income on cars. They hit 50k or 100k subscribers or whatever and then go and drop 100k or more on a car.... Ridiculous.

Your premise is that we can’t hate on supercar flaunting because the supercars wouldn’t exist without it but, isn’t that kind of like saying you can’t hate violence because guns wouldn’t exist without it and guns are awesome? I think it’s okay to hate obnoxious behavior, even while recognizing that kind of behavior is…

A shallow ploy? It’s a parody. The dude does humor. Man this comment section is so salty I can taste it in the air around my monitor.

If rich people didn't buy super cars for the sole fact that they're very expensive, the companies that make said super cars wouldn't be in business building them for real car enthusiasts to drool over. 90% of the commenters here apparently don't think that way. Nobody makes money off people desires to buy your product…

How can that man possibly criticize other Youtubers for being annoying? His nonsense content has near-singlehandedly make an entire generation of kids even more retarded than they already would have been.