Never before in history a comment was this much better than the post it was on. Not the topic, the whole POST. This comment should be its own front page post on Kotaku.

So happy you got it!

All I can think of when I read this is that Murica is this guy...

YOU deserver more stars!

Because if these shitheads are why I’m stuck in traffic, I’m not going to find their antics the least bit entertaining.

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Admit it, you’re still pissed off that they took COMDEX away. Sure it was pointless and full of software nerds, but it was the only time they’d let us take a company sponsored vacation...to see scantily clad women try to sell us accounting software and tell us all about their rack mounted servers.

We absolutely are allowed to “judge” and have opinions on things even if we had no input into them. In what possible world do you live that we don’t? And it doesn’t even require feeling like we have a personal investment in things, however if we have put a lot of time into something, we might have an intimate…

They’re only stuck in traffic because of THEM!

I know that the purpose of Liaoning is purely for training and R&D, but I just don’t understand why did they copy Su-33?Because an aircraft that big combined with STOBAR is quite useless. Even the original Soviet decision was quite puzzling, but that one had more to do with nepotism and corruption than actual military…

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Raph, we gotta talk. There’s nothing hopeless about the 912E. Sure, power was on the less-than-epic side but fuel economy was good and handling was better than a normal 911.

I always change my own oil on all 3 cars. On the Phaeton I don’t even need a jack; I just raise the suspension!

Hey, leave my friend Fukov out of it. He's done nothing!

BRO DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FREDDY IS ALL ABOUT?

i watched it like 3 times till i was noticed i was seeing the same short gif

You could say 1974. It was the first year of the post-musclecar era. Sure there were still Corvettes and Trans-Am's and Roadrunners but they were sad imitations of the former models. 1974 was also the year that most chrome bumpers were morphed into plastic and emission controls choked a 455 cubic inch behemoth into…

There is a reason no navy in the world has adopted this concept. It’s because the thing would end up as a coral reef in short order after hostilities commenced. BB’s were sunk in numbers by WWII-Era weaponry. Why would it be any different now?

330d as a permanent replacement for a M3? And the owner is content? Why did he even buy the M3?

TIL: the Hellcat twins don't exist, apparently.