Right there with you. Those tall tail’s are... they don’t work well for me. I get it, some people love that cross-over looking rear end, but I just want normal tails.

This headline reads like a teenager literally killed someone over PS4, like the live network there-of.

Lambakerghini.

I can want unrealistic things to be true, damnit!

I honestly hope the value of the ‘ugly’ old cars skyrockets leaving all the late adopting plebians apparent as the non-Porsche hipsters they are while all the cool kids get to rock the original, ugly car because they saw the beauty of it long before the rest of us.

Aww, that’s so CUVte.

You know the scene...

I had a friend tell me once I should get into motorcycle sidecar racing because, and I quote, “My ass would at least be useful for something.”

This won’t stop until long after I’ve died of volt-age.

Why?

I want to call you a hipster for this, Justin.

I had to read that twice.

The Zuck has at least two desks, and only one of them the media gets to see. At least one of them is made of the skulls and bones of his defeated enemies while another, and I have this on good authority, was the desk of former monster Uday Hussein.

Don’t you eat that pink ol’ snow.

This is why you need to put all your underground transportation, your subways and such, high in the sky. Some sort of a sky train, if you will.

This is all very cloak and dagger for something so seemingly innocuous which leads the reader to wonder what between-the-lines criminality the cops suspect to be at play here.

Ohm man that’s fast!

Justin is awesome. This build is awesome. American Muscle is awesome.

Did FA just fart?

You all give out jail terms like I give out candy from my white panel van; to everyone and anyone. It’s almost like you’re as lost for ideas as I am.