I do like that he used the approved technique for extracting a hesitant canine from a sinking or submerged vehicle.

... on the wrong side of the car.

Well, I mean it fits...

I drove this for hours, or at least as close to driving something like this as someone like me is likely to get, and let me just say, I’m not surprised one little bit.

On the up side, it looks like in one hundred or so years BMW hopes society will have fully embraced its drivers complete and utter disregard for for indicating turns and/or lane changes having more or less skipped over that part of the design.

Looking at this picture, I feel like I’ve been to Red Square more times than either of these cars.

I guess you could say he was just...

“Army nurses aren’t combat personnel and therefor not veterans,” my grandpa, probably (God rest his soul).

Matt Farah + Spike Feresten = Mike Farasten?

He’s sold off a bunch of his cars. Maybe regular exercise and quitting vaping are next. Right?

I can't even tell if you're being serious.

Everyone is a critic and you’re part of something significant, but that makes me feel exactly no better about being a loudmouth.

I mean, what else would I do?

Inadvertent starfucking now.

But will it be behind a paywall?

This is an important question; if Matt Farah and yourself created a child, would that hybrid creature be the coolest automotive journalist working?

Oh fuck me.

You’d win.

Lamborghini is the Gucci handbag of the motoring world at this point. They know their’s aren’t the best handbags on the market, they know that you can get some pretty nice handbags that are pretty amazing at handbagging these days but, in that Italian way, just can’t be bothered to care.

Is this the story written when the staff goes, “Hey team, have we been needlessly harsh on Top Gear?”