Agreed, and it’s absurd.

I’ve made two recently. There’s a theme here but it’s really subtle. Let me know if you guess it.

And now we can add:

Where the hell do you live, Hell?

Likely. I was given to think, for a moment, that there might be the possibility of drug induced impairment but yeah... that’s not such a great look. Could be shock though, and maybe a severely broken broken leg/hip, conspiring against him.

That’s terrifying to consider, that someone might see someone else get seriously hurt and decide not to render aide based on a fear of being deported etc.

Yeah, but did you piss off that old lady?

I gotta say, these are some of the worst fuckin’ first responders I’ve ever seen.

It feels like a leap, but a safe leap.

And never were the Hills of Beverly more pleased.

I had no idea we’d switched from Nice Price or Crack Pipe to Crack Pipe or Getting Kneecapped with a Pipe.

When you got it, we took out a pool on what we figured it’d run you in ownership costs. I put my dime on “all Doug’s self respect” and I think, if you keep it for maybe another six months, I might win!

Lemme just say, I was lucky enough to have a horse of my own as a youngster. Lemme just add, we sure as shit weren’t “horse rich” whatever that is, but the way you’re using it, I assume the implication is along the lines of:

For a moment, Orlove, they got it right.

Did you just?

While I never had an 850, I did fall in love with a four door brick and here’s my favorite, lasting memory of that awesome old car:

Kimgo Paradise.

You know how movies and very bad publicists will say, “Any press is good press!” and how that’s absolutely not true? Well, we couldn’t have a more perfect example of how full of shit that old adage is. There is bad press and it’s usually generated when no one is actively avoiding it.