Don’t ever stop writing insane things, no matter how lucid you’re feeling. Please, Torch, just never change.

How’s that score with Senna/Proust in the ‘90 Japanese GP?

The fire started the fire over which IVI is starting a fire.

Patrick, upon checking his news feeds and finding this subject to feature shoots up, fist raised and shouts, “VINDICATION!”

One hundred women naked in protest, in the name of art is beautiful, meaningful, important but when one hundred naked dudes stand around with their wangs out everyone just kind of cringes.

Oh Torch, you and your strange tastes...

Toyota Tundra; so that you never have to actually walk on the stuff yourself. Toyota Tundra.

Give me the future!

Makes sense. As new and now old Top Gear wore on, the theme of taking cars of various description on long tours became pretty much ubiquitous. How many seasons did we spend eagerly awaiting the special of the year just so we could watch the trio journey across some foreign land in broken cars, or running cars they’d…

Tesla won’t talk about it, they know it’s a problem but there’s no solution. It seems that the smarter the cars are getting, the more they hate douche-bags. Now, it seems, they’re taking it to near suicidal levels.

You could say he spun off...

I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say that if you need the government to tell you when it’s okay and not okay to leave your kid alone, you’re probably exactly the kind of person we have these low-com-denom rules for.

“Don’t Tesla me bro!”

Can we please get this right? If we don’t do it soon, it’ll be too late.

I just peed a little.

“It’s a medium at best” is now my line. I just stole it. Ok?

That’s far too sensible.

Fuckin Mingi

That’s a Corvette.

It’s good to feel connected with someone else, even if your bond is based on mutual hatred.