Physically? Emotionally?

I’m satisfied. The thing about being me is you’re never happy, but you feel satisfied when you can drag others down to your level. You/your meaning me/my.

Fuckin’ gravity. If it’d just fuck off for like 5 mins we wouldn’t have to use goddamn fans to push air around.

This is car-guy think. You need to put your rocket-guy think hat on.

There is no farm

IVI#1: Did you hear that Doug DeMuro bought a Skyline?

If only we didn’t live in a culture that puts so much emphasis on instant gratification, short turn-around investment and superficiality. The road to meaningful, lasting weight loss must be the same road towards lasting, meaningful health - anything else is nearly a guarantee of failure.

Did he really notice though? I mean, it’s kind of hard to crucify the man based on this video alone. Thankfully, there’s a wealth of other reasons to crucify him, so... fuck it. On with the Hate Ted Cruz Cruise!

These fucking cars.

Are you kidding? I’ve got nothing but kind words. After all the free media you’ve created, or contributed to (including the book, which I may have gotten my hands on for free) which I in turn greedily gobbled up, it’s the least I can do.

How do you feel about Gumballers (and other road rally runners) who dress up their events as being big charity drives when, sadly, it’s revealed that the charitable end of the event is getting the smallest percentage?

Richard Rawlings is like, “Thanks Bun B!”

“I think it looks great!” - Daredevil

Iunno.

Oh wow, hey Tyler. It’s great to have you back...

I say we abolish all bathrooms, move strictly to a catheter/diaper based system and have unisex changing and disposal areas with closed cubicles.

They wouldn’t even let me through the doors. Something to do with my electrical cord belt.

Almost $100K later I suddenly realize the brilliance of Porsche sales program; just click boxes until you’re broke.

/reading article...

To be fair, it both sucks and blows.