I think this is a, “Woah, not with a ten foot pole” hands-off kind of situation.

There’s an interesting tactic used in my province called ‘the law’ which mandates that vehicles approaching a police road-side stop exit the lane if another is available, come to a complete stop if it is not possible to safely avoid the stop (such as entering on-coming lanes of traffic) and, here’s the one people love…

A-fucking-hem, but I called it din’t I?

But Jesus, I was runnin’ in the 11's!

Ironically, that’s how the wife describes my business; “chainsaw looking monstrosity”...

Too much pre-race Chipotle?

It’s a Saab wagon advertisement. So obviously two things need to be communicated; first, you can carry a bunch of stuff but second, since you’re a Saab owner, it can’t just be pedestrian stuff like boxes and shit, even skiing gear is too ordinary.

Batman’s a zoologist.

Listen, rodents and reptiles are functionally the same thing from a wide enough perspective in the same way that humans and amoebas are equal. Or, I could be struggling to find a way to defend my dumbness.

I know most of those words yet, somehow, came away completely uninformed. I am not a smart man.

On the one hand, I have no reason to hate it - it’s so out of my everything. On the other hand, I love that it’s done. Projects like this often leave me feeling confused and a little jaded about things I don’t really have words for.

Your argument, I feel, forgets or ignores one absolutely pivotal fact; theatrics and imagery. The Batman becomes the Bat, not because he rolled the dice and they came up winged reptile but because it’s supposed to be terrifying. The reason his whole mystique is bat-themed is for just exactly this reason. Batman has…

Me In Crowd With Smartphone Held Up: OMG Guys! Is anyone recording this?

I couldn’t tell you. I could say from an enthusiast standpoint, yes. From that of a 19 year old college bound blonde, retired and balding gent with not enough for a Porsche or tuner hopeful to re-simplify the drop top Miata, no.

Don’t let them get you down, Justin. They’re just readers - they don’t understand the pressure to produce something, anything. They just consume, digest and regurgitate all over your plate.

There are at least two sides to that debate; how the police feel and what the budget allows.

You’re right.

By measure of Eight and Six

Calm down. I don’t live in an igloo either but if I got up in arms about every mean Canadian jibe I’d spend my whole life apologizing.