We sit back and look at the Greek mythology with generally confused and awkward expression. “Zeus turned into what and had sex with what to make whom?!” But I promise, thanks to the constant revising of established character origins (Oh, I get to write Batman?! Yay! I’m gonna start at the beginning and do everything…

You’re playing dress-up. As an adult, or someone approaching adulthood. You ask me, the rules of dress-up are pretty simple (and I know this thanks to my young daughter), they are as follows; there are no rules.

“... forces...”

“More angle! More angle!”

On the subject of that image...

It’s almost as if Bethesda went, “Hey, people really Skyrim. They like it a lot.” Then proceeded to make a game that combined the success of Skyrim with the love of Fallout.

Did you know that most Taxi’s are required by law to have cameras which record the goings-on inside the car? The customer is informed of this by big, obvious lettering, “YOU ARE ON CAMERA.”

I hate that Uber is standing on one side saying, “Don’t use that crappy business, use our crappy business.” I hate that on the other side are the taxi companies saying, “We don’t want to have to grow, so we’ll try and force you to use our crappy service.”

Resident ex-cabby weighing in here to say the same thing I always say when Taxis Vs Uber hits the headlines.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Without context the risk could be anything but thankfully the context is provided and it’s in letting them go. Let’s just ignore that I was talking about the boarding of the Tantive IV though and explain the horrible shooting with one line of dialogue in a later film.

The Stormtrooper thing is one of those hoaxes with a lot of support and it makes sense if you’re willing to concede that it was something intentional, by the creators, even if unmentioned... to this day, by literally anyone in a position to say one way or the other...

People will happily believe fan-contrived hokey about some secret plot not to shoot the wrong people being the motivation for the trope that Stormtroopers are the worst shots in the galaxy despite the fact that this is literally never supported in the film - it is entirely contrived based on viewing the saga as a…

This was a great article but I’m just going to be trite and respond to the headline.

Are you kidding me Patrick?

This, this right here is why I am a self-hating Jalop.

I’m not sorry.

Tag your NSFW posts, please and thank you. I just got caught touching myself at work and my boss isn’t buying the excuse that, “It’s Graverobber’s fault!”

Frankly, the Viper is amazing enough.