Between the title and your early statements I’m left wondering, did you just call the 912E “hopeless”?

If only there were some way we could predict the destructive outcome of wars fought. If only there were some lens through which we could view the impacts of warfare and through education, illuminate ourselves as to what negative results might arise from protracted fighting.

You won a star, but not much more than won... sorry, Juan... sorry, one.

Damn it Tyler, there’s nothing I hate more than when you write an article about information without telling me if it’s good or bad, wrong or right and how I’m supposed to feel about it.

I was just thinking that technology and science aren’t very good reasons not to build battleships. And if I ignore electronic envelopes hard enough they’ll just go away.

I’m right there with you. Forget logic and logistics, hell let’s do away with any awareness of reality while we’re at it, and build BATTLESHIPS!

“Oh mah gawd, it ain’t cheaper over all, just up front!”

It would be insane for the brand, counterproductive in terms of getting the brand out there and growing their recognition but, if I were Mr Regular and/or The Roman, I’d be sorely tempted to tell Jalopnik to never again post my videos if click-bait bullshit headlines are going to be confused with the…

I feel conflicted about this list, or that it’s a thing.

Progression of blame:

I don’t even care. I literally only clicked to comment on that loop; damn good gif right there!

Dear producers of film,

Get over it.

I completely misread this as “What was the worst car for years.”

The most negative car reviews come from reviewers who, for whatever reason, have nothing to lose.

The guy who adamantly declares, “Don’t take it to a lube shop. I never use those, I always change my own oil,” probably drives his mothers car and/or hasn’t a car of his own; armchair experts.

I got to #4, read it aghast and said, “That’s enough internet for me today.”

On the plus side, you can go out and pick up an old NSX today for less and come away with a better car!

Dear Jalopstaff (including, but not limited to Freddy, Raph and Pat...)

That’s like saying if you’re a Pats fan and you’re not actively getting into fist fights while blowing Tom Brady, you’re just not doing it right.