Have you tried getting hired at a Mini dealership? Tiny cars, plenty of work.

Needs more black; like all over, black steelies, black bull bar, extra whip antennas, mirror tint, and maybe gunports.

The Escalade makes no sense. The Suburban was always the king of the hill until 1999. It’s Chevy’s longest running nameplate (1935!). It’s been the low totem for a while and I welcome the change.

you can get the escalade in the long version