I was thinking about Metalocalypse and how Toki and Swiskgar also have a difficult time with English and it's funny. And we are laughing at them. If that's hacky, then I guess sometimes hacky is pretty funny. But I grew up in a bi-lingual family and my parents and all my relatives have trouble with English. It's okay…

I was thinking about Metalocalypse and how Toki and Swiskgar also have a difficult time with English and it's funny. And we are laughing at them. If that's hacky, then I guess sometimes hacky is pretty funny. But I grew up in a bi-lingual family and my parents and all my relatives have trouble with English. It's okay…

Just another cultural figure we don't know a lot about.

Just another cultural figure we don't know a lot about.

Sussudio is the music that I imagine they play in the background when the souls of unrepentant sinners are being tortured in hell for all eternity.

Sussudio is the music that I imagine they play in the background when the souls of unrepentant sinners are being tortured in hell for all eternity.

Songs Out Mothers Masturbate Us Hatefully To

Songs Out Mothers Masturbate Us Hatefully To

What exactly are they ordering me to lick up? Because I'd rather not.

What exactly are they ordering me to lick up? Because I'd rather not.

Never made out from an MST but it's definitely helped me fall madly in love. The laughing and the gaiety and the high spirits, the shared enthusiasm for crappy old movies, the Saturday nights in the dark, the intimacy… It's all quite romantic, really.

Never made out from an MST but it's definitely helped me fall madly in love. The laughing and the gaiety and the high spirits, the shared enthusiasm for crappy old movies, the Saturday nights in the dark, the intimacy… It's all quite romantic, really.

I remember it taking weeks of searching and then a full month of downloading but I eventually got all of Obscured by Clouds by Pink Floyd and Hunky Dory by David Bowie. This was in the pre-Napster days, mind you, and I only knew these albums even existed because I found old cassette tapes of them at a local pawn shop…

I remember it taking weeks of searching and then a full month of downloading but I eventually got all of Obscured by Clouds by Pink Floyd and Hunky Dory by David Bowie. This was in the pre-Napster days, mind you, and I only knew these albums even existed because I found old cassette tapes of them at a local pawn shop…

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank! Anyone?

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank! Anyone?

WHAT?! What scenes are they in?!

WHAT?! What scenes are they in?!

My wife and I still announce "Seventies House" when answering the phone.

My wife and I still announce "Seventies House" when answering the phone.