If I put my microwave inside my oven, I didn’t make a microwave. He transferred the guts of one thing into another box. It isn’t cool or inventive. Jesus.

I personally would have taken I25 north to 14 west, up the Poudre canyon and then gone north at Larmie River road at Chamber’s Lake. That’ll get you to Wyoming and is much prettier. Slightly longer though.

In which Wyoming is Saratoga north of Cheyenne on I25? You’re not really from Wyoming, are you?