I knew that Chris Pratt was the robot, but the pornstache is icing on the cake.

Have you seen it yet?

I saw GotG Vol. 2 last night and I was pleasantly surprised how well Sly fit into the MCU. I know Marvel’s casting has been pretty much excellent throughout the last 15(!) movies, but I was slightly worried he’d stick out like a sore thumb. I was wrong.

I am Groot.

I really liked his fight with the “drunken master.”

Simple explanation: Imagine you have a giant pile of cookies. Like, a million cookies. More cookies than you will ever be able to eat in your lifetime. Enough cookies to build a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower built entirely out of cookies. You have, in case I am not making it clear, a shit-ton of cookies.

Mutant, Home Superior ;-)

Y’all reviewing interview styles now. Y’all weird. Can’t relate.

This is an abomination! If you can’t get an erection, it is clearly God’s will and one does not thwart the almighty!*

I’d contend that 2016 was a pretty good year not just for dicks, but also for assholes.

Holy shit, I love this book series. It’s crazy dark and twisted; the Turd Tanks from the first book still haunt me. I can’t recommend it enough.

I was practically giddy at “I look like a damn fool.”

She seems like the...’giving’ kind.

She seems hungry.

I like her. She seems smart.

She seems nice.

Terminator didn’t have to have an uber buff 6'4" austrian dude with a chiseled jaw as the main cyborg antagonist... but whatevs.

I’m 30 years old and I still refrain from swearing (even light words, like “damn”) in front of my parents. Especially odd since my dad has quite the NYC mouth and didn’t censor himself all that much when I was little.