It's been done (http://www.amazon.com/Two-G… but I like yours better.

Also "This is hell? Dude, we were totally lied to by our album covers!"

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Ferguson would be Ten with a filthier sense of humor. Not that that's a bad thing.

I mentioned it elsewhere, but I got to put up with a baby crying through the entirety of Silent Hill. Silent Hill!

Not only were they a lot longer, they tended to spell out the entire plot and show huge chunks of scenes rather than a line here and there. We've got it pretty good, honestly.

I think that, as with most "hang-out" shows, there's a serious love-hate vibe between them all. Writers (the good ones, anyway) realized that spending all your time with the same group of people day in and day out would cause a lot of passive-aggressiveness and resentment, no matter how much love there was at the…

I've encountered a crying baby at only two movies: the 2004 Peter Pan - which, okay, whatever - and SILENT FUCKING HILL. And the parents were even shushing the baby all movie long, but not removing it from the theater. Because it's totally the baby's fault that watching people get flayed alive is upsetting when you're…

I actually thought the guru was Badger from Breaking Bad at first.

You take that back, man! The gypsies had no homes, The Doors had NO BASS!

Oh man, if we're talking Parks I'd have to go with April. She could take down a Dalek with a withering stare alone. She'd be endlessly at odds with the Doctor, and mock his fashion sense at every turn, but she's proven time and time again that she's incredibly savvy and capable when she needs to be. It would be a…

Nerdy open discussion time: If you can pick any fictional character from any medium to serve as a Companion, who would it be?

I think Scott Pilgrim is the definitive film for a very, very narrow subset of a generation: socially stunted, self-absorbed males in their early 20s who grew up on anime, video games and indie rock.

I think Scott Pilgrim is the definitive film for a very, very narrow subset of a generation: socially stunted, self-absorbed males in their early 20s who grew up on anime, video games and indie rock.

How do you write a list like this and leave out Kool Moe Dee's "Go See the Doctor"? HOW?

How do you write a list like this and leave out Kool Moe Dee's "Go See the Doctor"? HOW?

Yep, my now-ex-girlfriend got a free ride tuition scholarship to NYU, and she still had to drop out after one semester because loans couldn't cover board and food.

Yep, my now-ex-girlfriend got a free ride tuition scholarship to NYU, and she still had to drop out after one semester because loans couldn't cover board and food.

I've been re-reading this book, and there's a lot I can say about it elsewhere but this has been my main takeaway this time around:

I've been re-reading this book, and there's a lot I can say about it elsewhere but this has been my main takeaway this time around: