Cabot! Cabot? Cabot! Cabot! Cabot! Cabot is coming! Cabot? Cabot! Cabot????!!!!!! CABOT!

Cabot! Cabot? Cabot! Cabot! Cabot! Cabot is coming! Cabot? Cabot! Cabot????!!!!!! CABOT!

A million fucking times, yes. Let's be friends!

A million fucking times, yes. Let's be friends!

I hereby volunteer for this duty. Hear that A.V. Club? I'll work for peanuts!

I hereby volunteer for this duty. Hear that A.V. Club? I'll work for peanuts!

My choice for best gateway episode which absolutely no one on earth agrees with me on: Alien from L.A. It worked for me!

My choice for best gateway episode which absolutely no one on earth agrees with me on: Alien from L.A. It worked for me!

I seem to be the only one who likes Invasion of the Neptune Men better than Prince of Space. Chicken jokes get old, but Neptune Men has that utter bugfuck insanity going for it.

I seem to be the only one who likes Invasion of the Neptune Men better than Prince of Space. Chicken jokes get old, but Neptune Men has that utter bugfuck insanity going for it.

Best non-sequitur host segment: The subtle nature of hell from Eegah!

Best non-sequitur host segment: The subtle nature of hell from Eegah!

Season 1 is mostly bad, but it gets much much better towards the end. Robot Holocaust is the only one I'd rank as a genuine classic, but The Black Scorpion and Women of the Prehistoric Planet (the last-produced episode in spite of the episode number) are also fun. I actually like Weinstein's Servo a lot; he's clearly…

Season 1 is mostly bad, but it gets much much better towards the end. Robot Holocaust is the only one I'd rank as a genuine classic, but The Black Scorpion and Women of the Prehistoric Planet (the last-produced episode in spite of the episode number) are also fun. I actually like Weinstein's Servo a lot; he's clearly…

I like both of course, but Joel's sensibility is much closer to my own. Mike just seems to hate fucking EVERYTHING, and I'm not just talking about in the context of MST3K, either. He seems to have gotten even more cynical and acidic with Rifftrax and it's kind of a turnoff; he suffers from a bad case of…

I like both of course, but Joel's sensibility is much closer to my own. Mike just seems to hate fucking EVERYTHING, and I'm not just talking about in the context of MST3K, either. He seems to have gotten even more cynical and acidic with Rifftrax and it's kind of a turnoff; he suffers from a bad case of…

Alien: worse than Laserblast

Alien: worse than Laserblast

Hello Nasty is their best album though. Nobody agrees with me but I'm right, dammit!

Hello Nasty is their best album though. Nobody agrees with me but I'm right, dammit!