I'm glad you bring up SITC, because the talk about Lena Dunham's looks reminds me of the vitriol towards Sarah Jessica Parker on the same basis. It was initially just a little internet-driven meme about she totally looks like a horse, haha, but it mutated until the internet is now full of men who can't accept her in…

I'm glad you bring up SITC, because the talk about Lena Dunham's looks reminds me of the vitriol towards Sarah Jessica Parker on the same basis. It was initially just a little internet-driven meme about she totally looks like a horse, haha, but it mutated until the internet is now full of men who can't accept her in…

I clicked on this article just to make sure this would be the first comment. All is right with the universe.

I clicked on this article just to make sure this would be the first comment. All is right with the universe.

There's no example better than Afternoon Delight subtly foreshadowing the last episode.

There's no example better than Afternoon Delight subtly foreshadowing the last episode.

I haven't seen Prometheus yet, but it does seem to resemble the response to Signs; everybody declares it shit because they're hung up on one thing, as if that makes the other 2 hours of movie shitty too.

I haven't seen Prometheus yet, but it does seem to resemble the response to Signs; everybody declares it shit because they're hung up on one thing, as if that makes the other 2 hours of movie shitty too.

It always pissed me off when I'd see teenagers in those Hot Topic shirts that stole that line.

One time, when very drunk, before crashing on my couch I set my computer to wake me up with Echoes. It's the perfect music to wake up in a haze to.

One time, when very drunk, before crashing on my couch I set my computer to wake me up with Echoes. It's the perfect music to wake up in a haze to.

Your username is well-earned

Your username is well-earned

This is genuinely hilarious to me, how Skrillex turns people my age who grew up on abrasive noise rock, gangsta rap, Aphex Twin into cranky old people hollerin' about NOISE and IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC.

This is genuinely hilarious to me, how Skrillex turns people my age who grew up on abrasive noise rock, gangsta rap, Aphex Twin into cranky old people hollerin' about NOISE and IT'S NOT EVEN MUSIC.

Yeah, for those unaware, the kid who played Mark married a 33-year old when he was 17. They divorced, he lost a large chunk of his money and he squatted in their mansion for months until he was forcibly evicted. I found him on Myspace a few years ago and he was REALLY into mushrooms and burning man.

Yeah, for those unaware, the kid who played Mark married a 33-year old when he was 17. They divorced, he lost a large chunk of his money and he squatted in their mansion for months until he was forcibly evicted. I found him on Myspace a few years ago and he was REALLY into mushrooms and burning man.

There is nothing worse than a paranoid dealer who forces you to use code in your texts. You sell like an ounce a week, nobody's tapping your fucking phone. You're not that special.

There is nothing worse than a paranoid dealer who forces you to use code in your texts. You sell like an ounce a week, nobody's tapping your fucking phone. You're not that special.

Cena's actually better at rapping than wrestling. And Hulkster in Heaven is a goddamn masterpiece.