I love this article and the way it highlights how unlikely and out-of-left-field GotG seemed at the time. But Birdman was great and that up there is NOT its best scene.

Despite that, YouTube remains firmly convinced I need to watch some more hot takes about why Rian Johnson’s contributions to Star Wars make him history’s greatest monster.

Yeahhhh just a reminder, your suggested videos are based on what you watch. Maybe try watching Meat Loaf videos for a while (either type).

I’m using the Android app (Version 8.4.91.861) and there is a setting to turn off Behind the Lyrics or turn on Stranger Things Mode, but nothing about Canvas. I’m not worried about the data, but I wanted to turn it off because it makes it so you can’t see the progress bar.

What do you think a hate crime is? You don’t need to be wearing a white hood. And these questions are perfect. “What the fuck?” would have been my opening and closer as well.

Ah no I don’t like that.

That, and the cameras swing around wildly without reason.

FOTB = Fearless Otter Tends Bar

Oh I thought that was Fred Hembeck.

In case it gets buried a little too deep in snark,

Did they know of him as THE Fonz, or not at all?  I just turned 35, and that show had its last season when I was zero years old.

Ha! Patrick O’Gadot. Pronounced oh-gah-DOE.

The film is about all the interesting conversations they have waiting around for the Irishman to show up.

It is false and defamatory to suggest that Julian Assange’s blinks are audible.

I mean, another reason would be that Krasinski directed Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and you know, glass houses, stones, and all. 

Further confirmation that it can’t be that cold: 3/4ths of the other people in the photo aren’t wearing winter hats.

Also: No theater in my area (Boston) is playing Destroyer yet. What gives? It was supposed to come out on Christmas. Hopefully it’ll show up this month.

Jack Dorsey supposedly once gave rapper Azealia Banks some of his beard hair, so that she could make a magical amulet to protect him from ISIS

If a dancer can sue a video game company for ripping off his moves, then a video game company could sue dancers for ripping moves from their games.  And like that would suck, maaaaan.