Olive Oyl detected.

I expect you’re wondering what you’re doing soaking in Reg’s eleven secret herbs and spices.

“hard pore cornography”

If you liked The Hudsucker Proxy, you might be interested in this idea I have:

I didn’t realize until this moment that the Schulman brother accused of sexual harassment earlier this year was the younger brother Nev, who was the subject of Catfish, not the older brother Ariel who co-directed it. Also, I love Paranormal Activity 3 and I’m glad those guys (i.e. Ariel and co-director Henry Joost) ar…

How mad would we all be if the movie were CGI instead of puppets?

Using the term “man-child” for college students is like referring to the evening as half-assed nighttime.

Damn I was just scrolling down to see if there was anyone else in the comments section who had seen The Green Fog and didn’t understand it at all. I’m super into collage art, I loved Maddin’s The Forbidden Room, and I’ve seen Vertigo many times, including a screening immediately before The Green Fog. It’s like I…

SNAKES are looked down upon.

but it was Sameera’s own comment...

That’s interesting. What you said makes me think of two movies that were each structured to have a HUGE surprise and then marketed around that surprise, to the point where (some versions of) both films’ POSTERS spoil the surprise: From Dusk Till Dawn and Thor: Ragnarok. Both are way better if you don’t know.

I tried to watch “It Comes At Night” right after this was announced, but the video was unwatchably glitchy. Not sure if it’s a fluke or a problem a lot of movies have. I’ve watched some great Ken Burns stuff on Kanopy with no issues.

who?

Strange, my Billy Corgan detector is reading 0.5.

I don’t know about this bar, man, but Master of the Flying Guillotine is an awesome movie. It kicks the entire ass.

The use of Rihanna’s “Don’t Stop the Music” at a Trump rally is putting Rihanna in the awkward position of trying to stop the music.

Triumph to Ralph Nader, years ago: “You’re the one who STOLE something! You stole the posture of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.”

Mine was Aladdin. I had the tape with the original “cut off your ear” version of “Arabian Nights” and my dad had the book of piano sheet music. One time he was playing “Prince Ali” on the piano and I was singing along and my mom came over to correct my pronunciation of the word “swords”. I said, no, that’s how Robin…

My library has Kanopy and Hoopla. I’ve watched really cool stuff on both. Both are standard definition (DVD quality) only and have a pretty random assortment of stuff they could get the rights to for cheap. (The same could be said for Netflix and Hulu’s assortments, but Kanopy and Hoopla’s seem cheaper.) If you have a…