Guys. Guys? Guys.

What are you talking about? All Asians are exactly the same! There’s no difference between Korea and China and Japan and ‘Nam!

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

Tell your neighbours not to be quite so concerned - Trump will be all over this as soon as he is elected.

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

But when I wear it people say it looks weird...

Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Ughhhhh I cringed. Stop embarrassing yourself, Ryan! Shit!

Donald “i like people who weren’t captured” Trump said something offensive about servicemembers? Donald let-me-antagnoize-the-grieving-parents-of-a-man-who-died-for-our-country Trump said something offensive about servicemembers?

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Yeah, I mean why would anyone be afraid of being shot at. They should have just let the kid keep shooting because, after all, their training will magically keep bullets from piercing their bodies.

Always now, the first thing we hear is the police feared for their lives. These well-armed, presumably well-trained, professionals who, again presumably, chose to go into their profession, are evidently scared out of their minds every second of their shifts.

I wish I could be more clever but, “Fuck you Donald. You got owned by Hillary tonight.”