Do what I did and just give up. Accept that the Lions will never bring you any joy. Every year will be constant disappointment. It’s not worth it.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Alas, in recent weeks this feature has drifted off into dreaded East Coast Bias. The nine glueti it has honored this season include four northeast teams (BAL, BUF, NYG, NYJ) two northeast diaspora teams (MIA, TAM) and only three teams from Real America (ARI, MIN, OAK, although I guess Oakland doesn’t count as Real Amer…

FUCKING LOL Marvin Lewis is gonna sign a 5 year extension end of this year and my Benglas fan friend is going to kill himself.

A million times yes.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I find myself in the unique positions of both being a man who’s had over 30 cavities and who is currently a beer/bourbon enthusiast. Here’s my expert take on this subject.

I think the Buccaneers would call this the Booty team of the week award anyway. 

getting obliterated so badly that management thinks it will help the team to bring back HUE JACKSON is a commitment to ass that’d make Kramer jealous

I know! J.J. Redick keeps insisting that he can shoot! 

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

Was gonna say this.  KAT doesn’t get to play basketball when Butler’s on the floor.

I know. I don’t think people realize what a big deal that is in Cleveland.

Guess I’ll be the only one with no idea what it’s supposed to be or what to be outrage cultured about

Get a sense of humor you puritanical unfunny assholes.

Industry is one thing, people will buy whatever crap is foisted on them if it’s pretty enough or if they’ve built their identity around it.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

The “Stephen Curry couldn’t do this in the Jordan era” people need to realize that overall NBA defenses are much better than they were in Jordan’s era, hand-checking or not. Yes, Curry would get banged around a bit more, but he’d also be facing defensive schemes a fraction as complex as what is often run now by the bad…