THANK YOU.

Bless you for doing Cthulhu's work.

You totally get this movie. Thank you so much for writing this.

Even better if one of the dogs was almost a doctor!

People have sex under false pretenses all the time: one thinks there's romantic attachment, the other thinks it's just sex. That isn't rape. Rape is when consent is ignored. Alana consented to the sex. She didn't consent to the drugging, but that seems to have happened after the sex or she would have been alarmed when…

I agree. Beautifully written and in keeping with the style of the dialogue, even! Thanks!

I read through three pages of comments and not one mention of THE LINGUINI INCIDENT. I am disappoint.