EWWW didn’t know that.

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

Is this from the Guy Fieri Kids line? Flavor Town Tyke?

Someone who just got handed a giant tax break by a republican congress?

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

The fact that that cross doesn’t burn her skin is proof that there is no god.

Say the words “radical Islam!” It means something!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 if you don’t say them, it means you don’t believe there are terrorists!!!!

She got some really stupid criticism about her outfits for a while just because she happened to have boobs, but lately every time I see a picture of her I’m like, there’s no way you didn’t choose that outfit to get the reaction. Wear what you want, but something about the “wears an outfit - PEOPLE RAGE - SHE RAGES -…

I’m always on the fence about Ariel’s clothing choices. On the one hand I’m like, yeah, wear whatever the fuck you want but also...you can’t just go around with your boobs and butt out all the time. I’m a little concerned for her because it seems to me like she’s looking for the wrong kind of attention. Which is a…

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

They expand the gay issues.

I wasn’t talking about the Dems. While I think it was foolish to sing, I was referring to the repubs getting on a party bus after the vote.

Goddamnit, ladies, who told Rep. Eastman about our little secret? Now that he knows, how are Alaskan women supposed to get free trips to Walla Walla to buy apples and go square dancing?

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

Neither would really work, most of these people have this gizzard-esque thing where a neck should be. I think it’s where they keep their evil.

I’d like my opposition party to be more concerned about the lives of their constituents than their electoral chances, but that’s just me.

This bill is not a healthcare bill, its a tax cut bill for the wealthy. Plain and simple.

Serious question: Does this bill have any purpose other than making room for massive tax cuts?

Serious question: Does this bill have any purpose other than making room for massive tax cuts?