Every time I read or hear something that 45 has said, I become more convinced that he has dementia. Everything he utters is non-sensical word salad. I know he’s said that he wanted to be like Regan so it’s very fitting that he’s modeling him in this aspect as well.

They need to give Sasheer Zamata a chance to shine! And get rid of Michael Che.

The climate change stuff is what really bothers me. The rest of his positions can be debated intellectually. I don’t agree with his conservative views, and find many of them morally repugnant. But intelligent people can have bad values. There’s probably some value to be had in having someone who can intelligently…

It’s obvious to me, if not to reporters, that Trump’s supporters will stick with him so long as he doesn’t back off on issues of race. That’s the only thing his hardcore supporters care about. He backs off on immigration or the Muslim ban or fires the Nazis in his adminstration, like Bannon, and they’ll turn. They…

I don’t disagree, but it’s a relative thing. Both parties are hawkish when it comes to foreign policy but it’s clear that with Trump, all constraints to military power are off the table, and when he has an arsenal of nukes, that makes me a bit nervous.

I’m arguing with my wife’s redneck family members about the MOAB attack, which they are fucking ecstatic over (like, literally cheerleading on Facebook). I asked them why we needed to use the GBU-43, which from my understanding detonates midair to hit surface targets, against underground targets like tunnel networks.…

The Pentagon is thrilled with Trump because he lets them try out all their new toys that they weren’t allowed to play with under Obama.

According to a statement from the Pentagon, the bomb was the “right munition” for targeting ISIS.

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Say they didn’t air it and cut to a black screen during Tribal Council and just tell us that Varner was voted off. There would be “What really happened?” theories all over the Web. They didn’t do the traditional vote to get rid of Varner; everyone was so upset that Probst just asked for a quick hand vote.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

I’m with you. I think Kenya is a little messy and should pick and choose her battles. But Porscha and Phaedra are THE WORST.

The shade/read confusion people seem to be experiencing is the same literally/figuratively confusion that resulted in Merriam motherfucking Webster changing the definition of literally to figuratively in order to match common usage.

Ditto any that are bending over backwards to congratulate him on the air strikes in Syria last night

but Jared will be there, right? Because Jared is everywhere!

Invitation needs to state that any member of the media who says “Donald Trump became President last night” may not attend.

I think you’re probably right about that.

Wait wait wait Bannon called Kushner a cuck? And Kushner is married to Ivanka. So if he’s a cuck she is cheating on him because he’s not man enough. And we all know who she’s sleeping with if not her husband. You heard it here first people, Steve Bannon just confirmed that Donald Trump is indeed having sex with his…

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