Oh, I’m not going to attack you. You’re absolutely right. I am absolutely sick to death of conservatives in middle America voting to fuck over themselves and the country because the politician gives them pretty words that they like. I am compassion fatigued and sick of trying to understand why these people keep voting…

which would ostensibly prohibit the state from discriminating against individuals based on their beliefs about climate change.

Nope. You are wrong.

^this, 100%. In a perfect world where good people and innocent children wouldn’t be hurt, New York and California would band together to legally undercut their contributions to the federal government thereby giving the Republican red states exactly what they always talk about: self-reliance. Sadly, even if we were to…

Will we be getting the face shooting scenes? Inquiring minds want to know if they’ll bother watching.

I wish they could put this woman’s tears into a soft drink for me to enjoy.

and this is me, as well as the man in my lap:

I’m really not a baby person but OMG THAT BABY. The cheeks, the suit, the totally over it expression, so adorable

Let me tell you, I was SO happy to see the comeback of the one-piece. I don’t like showing my midsection so I didn’t buy a new swimsuit in a decade, from 2005-2015 (throughout my twenties!) because all I could ever find were tiny bikinis, matronly tankinis with or without modesty skirts, or utilitarian one pieces that…

I was going to say (as someone who has worked in advertising my whole career) that this seems exactly like an idea a client would come up with.

I knew my roommate was talking about me to her mom b/c she kept having to say my name over and over (apparently some of the sounds in my name don’t exist or are not easy to say in Greek). But we were friends, and it turned out her mother was just trying to figure out a way for me to marry her brother.

There are definitely situations when it can be rude. I’m in the Army, and we have a lot of native Spanish speakers. 95% of the time I don’t give a fuck if we’re sitting around doing nothing and people are bullshitting in Spanish. But when I start hearing my name, names of coworkers, and we’re still in the workplace?…

Or she just wants to talk to her mom in Arabic?

Sofia definitely upgraded.

“doesn’t do much to help the narrative”

lol, bitch go to bed. lol

I was so irrationally happy that she got fired. Drag that woman, Black Twitter. Drag her until there is nothing left.

Any owner thinking this seems to be missing the fact that he is one tell-all book away from bringing down their temple.

Gooooooood God that was fantastic.