3 options in relationships:

It’s stupid. As a guest it’s annoying to have 2 nights of events to attend. And they do toasts - just like at the wedding.

Anyone who has been in Miss Bzura’s seat knows this is an amazing outcome for her. Any family or fiance that would treat her this way would have been a nightmare when it comes to kids, homes, jobs, holidays. Good luck, Amy! Your entire life is ahead of you! And you can have your own locks on your own apartment.

There is data to back this up.

Right?! What was the tone in this article? She is fabulous, really does have a ton of #1 dance hits, and has a personality to match. She deserves her own spin off! Too damn mature AND fun for those housewives.

As I’ve said before - my favorite part of this weekly post is looking for the shade in the article itself. My favorite this week was “co-president.”

I think you mean 45* (russian hacking)

Fuck these jackholes.

I’ve seen Jimmy Kimmel so I think people are really stupid. But yes, I think they could guess more accurately than he can. Mostly because they would probably think “I don’t know I’ll just guess” whereas Trump thinks he ALWAYS has the answer. I mean, guys! He knows more than the generals do about ISIS /s.

I have to guess you’re at chapman? LOL.

Good. If that’s all it takes to rattle her all the better.

They should all show up in Black Lives Matter tshirts. Written in rainbow. Wearing hijabs.

is it really that much of an outside chance these days?

This feels like two high school kids playing dress up and completing an assignment to film themselves conducting an interview for extra credit points.

or church and state.

I can interpret trumpeter. It means “I like his racism, and I’m sure it won’t affect me.”

He’ll just blame it on someone else. The media, the judiciary branch, Obama, the left.

This is really the most accurate point.

I’ll take consolation when there is some sort of punishment. For any of the fucking administration’s bullshit. There has been none.

But really isn’t that what modeling is now? See: daughters of RHOBH.