Red Bull have been such a group of whiny cunts after two non-winning seasons that I think the sport would be better off without them.

Let the paddock bask in the schadenfreude of an RBR flameout after Helmut Marko and Christian Horner threw their engine supplier under the bus despite 4 straight WDCs and WCCs.

If you’re going to be a purist wanker, why not go whole-hog and get a 997 with the hydraulic steering?

I grew up in the interior of British Columbia and lived through a forest fire in the area one year.

10 year-old me was pretty stoked to see a SkyCrane and two Martin Mars flying overhead all summer.

After spending 50 euros on tolls to drive from Nice to Lyon, I officially give 0 fucks about a $3 bridge toll.

Negotiating tactic on Ferrari’s part.

If these are soccer mom vehicles, I think Jalop has found the true definition of a MILF.

The Vegas Call Girls wouldn’t be an entirely awful name.

Come visit Vancouver and everything about Lululemon will make sense.

So prices will increase an unreasonable amount for two dog shit cars, and three good ones.

Britain, fuck yeah!

Now I want a cheesy omelette and coffee.

Wait, there’s a baby in the last photo?

The majority of the 996 engine issues were sorted out by the time the C4S came out. That and the fact it looks almost nothing like a Boxster makes this 996 criticism proof.

Why I play Forza now.

Every time I hear a Maserati go by, I cannot help but wonder if the drivers gives a shit about anything other than the result of moving their right foot.

The original return of the GT500 in ‘07.

Voldemort?!?

Each time the company goes through a sale, more debt is added to its books, either to finance the buy of the company itself, or to suck it dry in order to pay dividends back to the private equity firm.

If a company acquired by a PE firm defaults, the PE firm will likely lose their equity investment in the company. That sort of thing seriously inhibits a PE firm’s ability to raise additional funds from investors in the future, without which, a PE firm will cease to exist.

We all know Ecclestone sucks, but your characterization of private equity is awful (and not entirely unsurprising coming from a Gawker employee).