Fuck florals.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

She’s spoken out about sexual harassment before, so it seemed like a perfect opportunity for her to speak out again at a time when the mainstream media has caught up. And if Jon Hamm were interviewed, I’d fully expect him to be asked about Matt Weiner.

Those ones serve liquor an explicit exception to this law

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

both!!!

Ugh. I just—-ugh. I love Atl so, so much. I grew up there, I began teaching there, it is great and I love it, but the rest of Georgia—-

We sedate them with Hawkins Cheezies and then apologize continuously and relentlessly until they break down and agree to anything. It’s called Sorry-boarding

We’ve spent the last generation or two allowing businesses and the politicians they’ve purchased to convince us that poor people are the strongest thing in the world and thus don’t need any help whatsoever, while multi-billion dollar businesses are fragile little flowers and need as much nurturing and protection as…

The next time I see a tipsy man leaving a bar I’m going to punch him in the face. When he rightly asks “what the fuck?” I’ll say “your decisions have actions.” These women are so stupid.

They’re about four times more expensive at the nearest health food store which is a little over ninety miles away, but thanks for judging the ethics of a purchase I made while my daughter’s cat was dying.

I beg to differ. Vacation Luann is the best Luann.

I don’t know. This seems completely out of character for these women. They’ve always seemed more like train wrecks than they do ship wrecks.

Well that’s rad.

Geo-political humor gets no respect around here.

People in the trans community are not getting more vocal, we’ve been pointing out what a shitty casting decision it was since before the show started. Just because you’re listening more, doesn’t mean we’re getting louder.