Exactly. The Wilpons might be the worst owners in baseball outside of Miami, and they should have been forced to sell the team years ago, but the arguments being made here don’t make much sense. Cespedes is probably going to get way more money than he deserves (though I wouldn’t have minded seeing them overpay a bit…

This is a bit disingenuous. de Aza right now is their fourth biggest move of the offseason, behind the signing of Asdrubel Cabrera, the trade for Neil Walker and the resigning of Colon. Also, Murphy is not a very good baseball player all told (Walker is certainly better than he is, and even that only became the move…

Until anything otherwise comes out, he left to help Gard get his chance as obviously Barry wasn’t in agreement with him. Although Barry was certainly allowed to pick his succesor by Pat Richter.

Maybe that's what it is. He doesn't think they'll make March Madness. So let my favored guy have it. If he makes the tourney, the job is his. And he probably has a shot even if they don't.

Holy lazy speculation batman!

Having dealt with this numerous times in the bar business, no way you let her in. First, liability. Second, police or ambulance gets called you get named in the SLA report. Third, fuck off and bleed to death for all I care if you’re the type of asshole who gets in fights while drunk.

i felt i was alone in my apathy toward amy poehler - i feel like all she does is smirk. i’m not seeing the hilarity. :-/

Excuse me, but isn’t acting for money what actors do? All the work available isn’t always ‘Citizen Kane’ material but it’s hard to say no to work. How many of us have worked at crappy jobs, with terrible bosses because we need the income to live.

I’d do this role. I don’t have any kids to send to college, I just like money.

1. Don’t read Deadspin, since you’ll have a dozen or so posts on NFL games and happenings.

Can’t say I’ve ever heard anyone say Star Trek into Darkness had too much fan service. Most serious Trek fans think the movie was utter shit. The only thing fan-servicy about the movie was the completely pointless shot of the blonde in her undies.

holy fuck your life sucks

Well to Jezzies, a man saying hi to a woman in any setting that isn’t a phone app is technically assault, sooooo....

it’s basically the exact opposite of what the writer and all the weird shame-filled people are saying it is... so yeah, it is.

“but now sound incredibly creepy”

That’s not a “disturbingly real” version of the song, it’s a rather outlandish satire based on how 40s language sounds to modern ears. It’s funny because it’s over-the-top. Frank Loesser wasn’t writing about duct-taping and raping his wife, of course, but the idiom is a little archaic, and lends itself to exaggeration…

I go back and forth on this song, but what always brings me back to liking it is the line “at least I’m gonna say that I tried.”

How is “a woman afraid of what society thinks eventually overcomes that fear and does what she wants” not an improvement over “a man roofies and rapes a woman who just wants to get home to her family”?

I mean, if we’re throwing in arrests, I’m not sure Cam is the martyr you want bud

Wait..is Richard Dent racist too?