OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

How the fuck Bradley and Zusi were allowed to play a full 90 is beyond me.

Michael Bradley would be the midfield boss regardless. And I’m not convinced that he is capable of completing a pass against quality competition.

okay, but what a shit lineup.

“What a great first half by Wondo!”

Jabroni is #10

I want USMNT players to challenge themselves outside the MLS.....

The drunk marriage advice scene was REAL bad. I prefer crying/screaming Dorinda to sage-advice giving Dorinda.

Effexor, Adderall (stolen from Noel), and one of Kelly Bensimon’s anti-psychotics.

I wonder what he’s like?

She’s elated because she’s broke and living in Sonja’s attic and now has a way out.

Ask yourself how much Donald Trump donates to Wharton (his alma mater) every year.

Every time I hear/read that term I’m reminded of the scene in Downton Abbey where Bertie calls Lady Edith a “modern woman” and I have the same thought.

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

Someone asshole on Facebook just posted an article blasting her for wearing a jacket they deemed “too expensive” during a speech— the same article also critiqued her previous style, which the author deemed frumpy, dowdy, and matronly. This made me want to flip a freaking table because OBVIOUSLY, of COURSE, the way to…

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! And I do hope some of Bernie’s influence holds through. I liked him, and quite a few of his stances, but Hill has been my badass for ages. I went through your feelings in ‘08. And then after a day or two I signed up to campaign for Obama. I don’t regret a thing.

lord have mercy. It’s almost like he’s a crazy person who will say anything to get a cheer from his blind acolytes.

ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto

Trump criticizing someone for “reading poorly” while simultaneously not knowing how to spell.