Are you actually comparing feet to breasts???? wow. And no... taking shoes off on the airplane IS gross. Far too many people have truly stinky feet and don't seem to realize it. There's not enough fresh air in a plane as it is. Just... no. Keep your effing shoes on. Breast feeding though? Whatever you need, mom.

You've been lucky. I'm a frequent flyer and have encountered pretty much everything. I hate airlines. I really do. They conspire to make flying as horrible as possible and to charge you as much as possible for that 'privilege'. But frequent flying has also taught me that while airlines are bad, so is humanity and…

I've had similar, except it was some big grungy backpacker guy - and he had the good grace to look extremely embarrassed when he realised what he'd done. Top tip for future, apparently a couple of dozen of the wet-wipes you get with your meal will take care of even a giant and very stinky pair of feet. Everyone was…

I had an experience, girl behind me, reeked of armpits (She must have been travelling for quite some time) Decided to kick her shoes off or lord jesus she kicked her shoes off and the smell was horrific. Luckily a friend heard my cries for help via facebook and told me his friend was working the flight. Two…

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Strangers With Candy (an amazing TV show featuring Amy Sedaris)

It's like the Don Draper effect. He's far from the first or the only but he's exemplary. It's a guy in the lead part so he must be venerated, even if he's completely fucked up. These dipshits think Patrick goddamn Bateman is cool, ffs.

This is not entirely unlike the folks who saw Mad Men and wanted to be Don Draper. MISSING THE POINT SO MUCH

It's like people who saw The Great Gatsby and then threw 20s-themed extravagant parties with gold in their champagne and dancing monkeys.

Ah, "The Wolf of Wall Street." It's poster is sure to soon hang next to "Scarface" in the apartments of boys who don't understand movies.

The Wolf of Wall Street validated so many finance douchebags. Every dudebro that I know who is obsessed with getting rich loved that disgusting movie for all the wrong reasons. Cocaine! Money! Sluts!

What he really needs is this.

Idiot entitled neanderthal aside, I'm so fucking sick of people doing shitty things, then giving shitty apologies bookended by "I'm not giving you excuses". That word doesn't mean what these assholes think it means. If you're giving "reasons" or "justifications" or "explanations" for why someone should not be…

Red flag = "I'll take that as a yes", unless she actually used the word 'yes' in the previous line.

My most recent OKCupid Horror story:

Back in ye olden days when I was still online dating and before I had completely given up on finding a life partner (like a couple of weeks ago), I noticed a lot of guys doing "needy chick" stuff. Like, texting me first thing on a weekday morning and continuing to text me inane shit all fucking day. Then, getting…

I'm surprised he texted it and didn't instead write it out on a scroll and send it via pigeon.

Ew this happened to a friend of mine back when we lived together. She was supposed to go out with this guy, but then on the evening of the date didn't feel well and texted to ask if she could reschedule and he flipped the fuck out on her saying that she was just blowing him off and generally being an asshole about it.…

Mind blown by the holdout 22% who saw Ray Rice instigating everything in that video, yet still think Janay Rice instigated it. OK, maybe not mind blown, maybe not surprised at all that some folks will cling to their illusions with white-knuckled hands in the face of incontrovertible evidence.

Damn right. I'd be elated if they'd lose their non-profit status, because they're not... they're ALL about profit.