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Big Ben on third and long:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

dont try to derail me - i know that’s a song by chumbawamba.

I really love the English Premier League on the weekends, I’m always up early anyway so that really suits me and I can just have some decent soccer on during my morning coffee. The older I get it, the less bandwidth I have for sports, it seems, I seem to only have capacity for so much besides just casual following

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

Slavia Prague’s owner’s reaction to drawing that group of death is how we should all deal with life everyday:

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that

Cat should be named Jeffrey Lemeowski if he hates the fucking eagles

If corner kicks are meningitis, shootouts are AIDS. Everyone understands this. 

Sounds like how I used to play games with girls in college. I’d try to do team deathmatch on TimeSplitters 2 or team up in Smash Bros, then they’d start getting confident and want to 1v1 me. Then they’d get mad at me for taking it easy on them so I’d ramp it up a bit and then they’d get mad because I fucking owned

Counterpoint:

#NeverForget

Very good point (apart from Robben actually playing on the right wing), and the same goes for Real Madrid. No one knows what their form will be two months from now, but if it’s anything like it is now, that fixture could steal the show of the round of 16. Ajax won’t win the whole thing, they’re way too young for

Bayern seems like they are on the mend, and despite dispatching Manchester United pretty handily Liverpool was making some mistakes. I think this will be a pretty good match.

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these