Can I just ask: have you ever actually played the thing, or are you just deciding it’s morally reprehensible based on what the internet’s told you to think?

Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port. 

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

The only acceptable headline is "HEY DARNOLD!!!" with "Move it Football Head!!" in smaller letters underneath. 

My fav is def “why would you spend so much money as a joke?” 

“Fake shoes!" 

3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Nathan Peterman

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

Which led to this outstanding reply.

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!

counterpoint: “Hey Envy” would be a worse song

They’ll still find a way to lose to Bayern in the quarters.

The AR actually seems to do a great job here.  The gent who received the ball is level-on, so the play is allowed to continue leading to the goal.

He does pass, about a second too late and to the wrong person. But I also like that the only reason he had the ball there was a blatant two handed shove.

My dad basically did the same this to me with math and I turned into a bitter, angry, asshole who hates fun and will probably die of loneliness. I’m sure this kid will turn out fine too.

NBC will only charge $29.99 to look at the masking tape and crazy glue.