SEAinLA’s real name is Eric Sollenberger. 

Some kinda vidya game person.  Back in my day, twitch streamers was what we called jumpy kids at the urinal.

Just as I realize every time I accidentally grab some in the casino buffet, eggplant isn’t beef.

Bob McAdoo looks like divorce. 

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

The other thing to note is that Bell got those yards with possibly the most dangerous three receiver set in the NFL while Gurley had to contend with...*Checks notes*...Cooper Kupp. A man, who I assume, is a converted coffeehouse mascot.

I had almost the opposite happen with a woman I worked with. She kinda bullied me into playing on her team because she was a player down. I was the only dude on the team. Technically, they were a team of ringers. They’d all played softball for Florida State, and the woman I worked with was basically Gary Payton in a…

Bitch.

Just say “bill it to this guy, who is me”?

8-year-olds, dude.

Have you ever seen an interview with Lionel Messi?  He’s like a Quaalude with sleeve-tats.

The pepper is the best part. There’s nothing like that hit of spicy vinegar when you bite into a pepperoncini. Throw the rest away, keep the pepper. 

Hanson + Fonzi = Mbappe

Good news regarding Lauren’s dad at least.

Cesc’s goodbye tweet to Wenger from when he left Arsenal was identical just minus the Premier League title.

As of right now, they only make cars. I can replace them with any random. I’m no expert, but I think that international football maybe a more specialized job.

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

He also noted, for some reason, that where he grew up people used to kill black people by dragging them behind trucks.