This is my favourite excerpt.

TMZ added that “the current NBA season has been extremely stressful on the marriage for several months.” 

To be fair, the Yankees have shown a willingness to change their minds about honoring certain historic numbers. Just ask Alex Rodriguez.

Dude, you’re commenting on The Funbag. Like 50% of the readers on here either wipe back to front, or use 50 squares of toilet paper, or stand while wiping, it’s a fucking madhouse.

Jesus Christ, what year is it to people in Kansas?

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Stick to sprouts.

Which is worse, having Mark Sanchez as your mentor, or having somebody mentored by Mark Sanchez as your mentor?

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

Scene opens: A man, blonde, not too closely removed from an athletic life sips a bourbon out of a highball glass.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

Neutral here. The penalty given for Suarez was a disgrace, and there were clear penalties not given for PSG. So maybe Pique can shut the fuck up about refs for the rest of his life.

Really loved how Suarez couldn’t decide whether he should pretend to have been elbowed or pushed in the back, then settled on pretending he’d been stabbed in the throat.

Awesome game to watch but it does kinda bother me that Suarez’s fucking awful dive (after being booked for diving earlier) had to be instrumental in the comeback

“These people have awful names.”

Trust me, as a Jets fan, that was them trying.

Easy solution. Listen to 98.5 instead.

How long is the Healing Process™ for an injury like that?

“As a proud Buffalo citizen and sports fan, all I can say is this kind of behavior is goddamned disgraceful.”