They had a fan vote and the Yard Goats won handidly. I voted for it myself as I moving the fuck out of CT.

Oh great. Now you’re hounding me about that shit, too.

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend

Easy Top row L to R: Poindexter, The Grube, Deb from accounting, “Slitherin” Steve.
Bottom row L to R: Chud, Nationally ambiguous name guy, ‘Stache-Man Jones, Squats and “Pussy Thief” Dave “the Eye-Talian stallion”

Wenger has always been very fourthright.

“The Pile of Deuces”?

counterprotip: use your 1 quart zip lock bag by filling it with 1 oz shots of booze added to coke you bought at newport news.

I imagine making a basketball decision with Vivek is a little like getting in the car and deciding what restauraunt to go to with my wife. “We have so many trade offers Vivek which one do you want?” “Oh, they all sound good to me, why don’t you choose for once” “Detroit’s offer sounds great” “Nah too spicy” “FUCK YOU!…

He’s Biff Tannen, if Biff was under the misconception that he was Patrick Bateman.

Anything to promote whitening.

Barca’s first problem was that Ter Stegen had more touches than Suarez.

PK: “Have some respect for the business. Despicable of you. Now where was I.”

I beleive Ben Davies is still wandering around Anfield like a lost puppy.

Not to be a buzzkill here, but I feel like these dogs played much harder in the good old days when the organizers got them from the kill shelters.

I’m fucking the tortoise. Was that the question?

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

Great players. It’s all about the players. We got great players. They work hard, they’re unselfish, and they’re tough. The players played hard, they played smart. We took care of the ball, played good defense, hold this team to 9 points for 50 minutes. Pretty good.

Damn the game! Let’s talk about the whiskey induced ministroke Kraft just had on live TV!

My buddy, who is originally from Liverpool, was in town for this weekend. I’m not a soccer fan in the slightest but I did watch (and crack open a few beers too) the Liverpool/ManU game with him on Sunday. I was basically amazed at just how much the EPL announcers on NBCSN just let the game breath and don’t feel the…