You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

Why would you ever think such a thing?

This play was surprising to me, I always thought Hogan’s favorite route was litigation

Ravens could have won if they just punted a few more times.

As a former PA resident I can assure you there are THOUSANDS of people who think there’s not enough evidence to prove JoePa did anything wrong AND that Clinton is undeniably behind pizzagate.

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

Doc Rivers: Hold me back! Hold me back!

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

That’s ok. The important thing is that we’ve kicked off a Trump presidency by debating who is or isn’t a purebreed white person.

If this is what soccer does to people, soccer’s the worst.

Sendejo did a great Lions fan impression on that play.

Trebek: “A Cleveland esteemer.”

Holy shit, you weren’t joking.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

Well, obviously.

I’m a fan of Boston sports teams. This site, especially the writers I tend to read the most, has lots of hate for my teams. That said, I can’t imagine not coming here because of that, let alone sending an email to a writer; to think that one of these guys cares even a little bit about my feelings is ludicrous.

Well, for me it’s Jason Molina, who recorded under lots of names (Songs Ohia and Magnolia Electric Co. most prolifically). He died a few years ago, and I didn’t ever hear of him when he was alive, but he recorded hundreds of songs and when I “discovered” him I had this whole treasure trove to go through. Everything he…

Ha, losers!