I can’t wait to see the “Goodell” reaction video for this week. Here’s last week’s.

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

“I have no problem not listening to The Temptations... which is weird.” - Mitch Hedberg

Callghazi

This seems like the kind of post Univision will eventually delete.

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

This is the worst batch, and I wrote one of them.

I’m a CT native and I can tell you that Whalers gear still sells really well, and is available as soon as you get off the plane at Bradley

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

I always enjoy reading “Why Your Team Sucks” every year and I make it a point to read every one. I read every word of the Packers today (Packers fan) and I try to be a good sport about it all. And it’s a shame to see someone get injured.

“I was at a casino, standing by the door, and the security guy came over and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move. You’re blocking the fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.” - Mitch Hedberg

I’ll put money down that Spurrier was forced out of Washington after Snyder found out that he let Dave drink some Gatorade for free.

Poor guy. Now he may have to suffer the indignity of the cone for a couple of weeks so he doesn’t chew off the bandage.

That sounds like St. Louis.

Errm, his name is Sadio Manè there guys.

“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said, ‘Sorry, we’re closed.’ You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I’m not gonna walk by at 10 a.m. and say ‘Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.…

Any Bear Friday today??????

"Hey babe, you know what would be so fucking hot? If we had sex while I regressed to my childhood."