"Leonard Cohen’s death last week at the age of 82 came after a fall".
When's Mark E. Smith kicking the can?

He went to the house Neil Young grew up in (I believe it was when he lived in Winnipeg the second time), toured the house and opined if there was a certain window he looked out of when writing his early songs.

The AV Club
wrenched from the rancid prostates of senile, gibbering hippies
.. oh say can you see-um?

It's Saw meets The Godfather.

Italian by marriage.

Wait 'til a millennial tries to eat 50 eggs.

NEWSWIRE: There's A Sale At Montgomery Ward

Italy had at least 2 blonde political porn stars?

- Anthony Bourdain

paging Seinfeld Quote Generator …
They're real … and they're spectacular!

It's trouper, not trooper. You're not Iron Maiden.

Willie Beamen
Steamin'
like he played for Cleveland.

Da Mystery of Skywalkin'

Coruscant
Rules
Everything
Around
Me

Boy I beg your pardon I was getting mine!

It makes the site look like a technical operating manual.

… paging Taco Bell Bell

The Bills have given me a mix of hope and despair so far. I think Tyrod is a perfectly acceptable QB given the talent level around him.

Glad to hear you overcame such a terrible situation. I would never kill myself; it would give folks who hate me too much satisfaction.